大家好,小房来为大家解答以上的问题。搞笑英语小品，校园英语幽默小品 还要有中文翻译的 不要太多人的 3分钟左右这个很多人还不知道,现在让我们一起来看看吧！

1、Characters:Angel: A chief broadcaster.Anny: A primary school girl who had called so much in order to look for her mother.Anny’s father Anny’s teacherAnny’s classmatesDivide the stage into two parts.On the left: Children’s ward, a chair, some flowers.On the right: A desk, a chair, a lamp, some books.(幕启，舞台左半亮，右半暗)(The phone is ringing)Old woman: Hello!Anny（怯生生地）: Hello, I, I want mum. Is that mum?Old woman: Oh, I’m granny. I’m not mum.Anny: I’m sorry.（电话挂断声，拨号声又起）A young woman: Hello!Anny（怯生生地）: Hello! I want mum. Is that mum?Young woman: Are you joking? I’m not married.（电话继续响，右半舞台亮）Angel: Hello!Anny（鼓起勇气）: I want mum. Is that mum?Angel: Who’s that speaking?Anny: I’m Anny, your Anny.Angel: Anny？（充满疑惑）。

2、（略为思索后，用母亲的声调）Where are you?Anny（仿佛遇见母亲，忍不住哭起来）: Mum,（哭声，欲语泪先流，又猛然惊觉）Mum, mum, I’m not crying. Angel（安慰地，担心地）: You are a nice little girl.Anny: Mum, why don’t you come to see me? Dad says you will come back if I am well behaved. Mum, don’t you miss me?Angel（慈爱地）: Of course, I do. I do miss you?Anny: Really? Angel: Yes. I miss you so much.Anny: Mummy!Angel: En…Anny: Mummy!Angel: Yes?Anny（笑若银铃）(Angel 慈爱地笑，心略有所安)Anny(突然又哭了): But mummy, why don’t you come back? I’m ill. Angel（关切地）: Anny, where are you? Tell me, where are you?Anny: Mummy, I’m in hospital now. I felt pain, but I didn’t cry. Dad says the one who cries is not a good girl. Then you won’t come back. Mummy, can you come back to see me? I’m waiting for you with no tears.Angel: Anny, I’m, I’m not… Oh, yes, mummy will come back to see you（Dad推门入，见Anny在打电话，连忙夺过）Dad: I’ve told you not to call anybody else.（对着电话）Sorry, I’m really sorry. The child has disturbed you.Angel: Never mind. I’m a mother, too. I understand her. May I know the truth?Dad: Eh…, her mum isn’t here. So she called and called.Angel: Where’s Anny’s mother? You divorced?Dad: No, no. I hope she would come back. But…Angel: You don’t trust in me? I’m Angel, the chief broadcaster of the hot ***.Dad（回头看Anny）: Then, I’ll tell you the truth some other day.Angel:All right.(灯暗景换)On the left: Anny’s sitting room.On the right: Anny’s classroom.（左右同时演绎）Left:Dad: Anny’s mum passed away in a tracffic accident six years ago. She told me to hide the truth. This is the letter for Anny.Right: Teacher: Children, in this class. Let’s enjoy Anny’s composition “A letter to mummy”.(Angel, Anny同时，时空错接，音乐起)Angel: Anny, my dearest baby!Anny: Mummy, my dearest mummy!Angel: When we played hide and seek, I was found easily.Anny: When we played hide and seek, I could found you easily.Angel: But this time, you can’t find me.Anny: But this time, I can’t find you.Angel: Baby, we have a date. When you are 14, you can find me.Anny: Mummy, we have a date. Dad says when I am 14, I can find you.Angel: Baby, the game lasts so long. I wonder if you have the courage to go on.Anny: Mummy, don’t worry. I grow up with your arms around me in my dream.Angel: Anny, if the time is so long, mummy will talk with you when you are looking at our photo.Anny: Mum, the letter you left to me is so long. I read it every night, again and again.Angel: Anny, your birthday present is on the wardrobe.Anny: Mummy, I’ve known the truth. Every time I take a bus, I can see your dad eyes.Angel: Anny, I’m really worried if you will be so sad after your 14th birthday. Is there anyone to love you all his life?Anny: Mummy, I’ll never give up. I believe there is a call to the paradise. I will love Dad. I will love myself. I can fly with my own wings one day.Angel: Anny, my dear.Anny: Mummy, be safe all the way. There are no tears in paradise.(灯亮，谢幕)。

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